Japan, Happiest Place on Earth

Well, I visited a Japanese elementary school this week and had lunch with the kids, which was some kind of sparrow egg stew or something.  It didn’t really agree with me, probably because I don’t like gruel all that much.  Of course, thinking about the main ingredient coming out of a sparrow did little to improve matters.  And actually, I’m not all that crazy about kids either.  Anyway, the triple combination made me have to use the bathroom in a big way, so I ran down the hall, jumped in the stall, and was like, Oh Christ, where the hell’s the toilet?  Where the Throne of Glory was supposed to be there was just a porcelain trough. Continue reading “Japan, Happiest Place on Earth”